Pregnant Jamaican – Michelle McKenzie – jailed for cocaine in Guyana

Radio Jamaica: One of three Jamaicans held with cocaine in a dart board at Cheddi Jagan International Airport in Guyana last Friday was sentenced to four years in prison on Tuesday.
Michelle McKenzie of Negril, Westmoreland was fined 860,000 Guyanese dollars, the value of the drugs she was caught with.
The Court ordered that she be deported at the end of her sentence.
McKenzie, who is four months pregnant, pleaded guilty to having trafficked 956 grams of cocaine.
…McKenzie left behind a two-year-old child [in Jamaica]

sad. sad. sad…war on drugs is a fraud

Farouk Kalamadeen kidnapped by DEA in Guyana

according to one of our sources at the US Embassy right here in Guyana, Farouk Kalamadeen was kidnapped by the DEA like the other Muslim cocaine smuggler roger ’shortman’ khan. we were not able to determine where he is being held. stay tuned!

‘Jerry Gouveia is a silly unfortunate soul’ – Bharrat Jagdeo dictator of Guyana

the dictator of Guyana says Jerry Gouveia is a silly unfortunate soul for questioning his decision to buy an old helicopter from shady characters that can’t fly at night. watch yuh back jerry him vex now

so this is what we know according to the dictator’s lackeys – The new helicopter … could reach an altitude of 20,000 feet. It is the most reliable reconnaissance aircraft of its kind in the world [according to the govt of Guyana?] and more economical to operate.
Among its other feature is the capacity to become airborne in less than five minutes and its ability to fly for hours depending on wind direction and other circumstances.

well aren’t you glad that the helicopter can get off the ground in less than five minutes and go up to 20,000 feet where the bandits of Guyana hang out. all done reliably, economically depending on wind direction and other circumstances.

African Cultural & Development Association fighting the revolucion in Guyana with big whiteys money!

dem bow! dem bow, dem bow, dem bow!! we hope these negroes understand that big whitey giveth and he taketh. so dis is how we fightin’ de revolucion! dem bow! dem bow, dem bow, dem bow!!

THE African Cultural and Development Association (ACDA) has become the beneficiary of financial assistance from the Inter-American development Bank (IDB) aimed at enhancing the capacity of youths.
It added that the programme in its final format is supported by the SITF and valued at US$80,000 non-reimbursable grant to be executed over a 24-month period.

Guyana buys two old tourism helicopters with no night capability to fight crime!

y’all think y’all here hear joke. well this one gon mek you laff til yuh belly buss. Jerry Gouveia says not only can’t this old helicopter fly at night. they have a capacity to carry two people!! so that’s how they gon fight fineman eh!! nice job. nice job!

Gouveia told Stabroek News in an interview yesterday that … Guyana needs choppers that could transport 8-10 men … and also do emergency medical evacuations and other tasks. “But the helicopters we are buying cannot do all of these and I wonder whether it was a waste of taxpayers’ dollars,” … He argued that the Bell 206 chopper which flew in on Wednesday was a 1980-manufactured machine … “This is a tourism helicopter”… “By no means it is suited to support our security forces, it could only carry two passengers, cannot carry logistic support and in terms of rapid response and speed this is a joke and a comedy,” Gouveia declared.
Information about the chopper obtained by this newspaper showed that it has a total flight time of over 10,000 hours and has passed through at least three hands.

propaganda press bi.weekly conte$t coming soon

a bi-weekly contest for propaganda of the fortnight coming soon for our friends, supporters and govt monitors in Guyana. stay tuned for rules, regulations and AK-47 repair kits

Stabroek News nominates propaganda press ‘Guyana Blog of the Year’

the rumours are true. we got a call from Stabroek News last night confirming that propaganda press has been nominated in their Guyana Blog of the Year contest. thanks to our readers, the gov’t of Guyana blog monitoring outfit and members of the clergy for making it happen

There are already a number of successful West Indian bloggers, and as their audiences grow they will inevitably encroach upon the territory of traditional news organizations. This ought to be encouraged by all newspaper readers, especially those of us in Guyana who have such a large and active diaspora community watching local developments from afar.

Bharrat Jagdeo wants to wiretap the Guyana & entire Caribbean

bharrat jagdeo came forward and made a stunning reveleation to Newsday that he is tired of tapping people’s phone illegally with his cocaine friends in Guyana. so he wants to do it…get this…drum roll please…legally when bhar.rat speaks of legality Guyanese get yuh guns an yuh cutlass if you ain’t got dem in yuh hands a’ready

“Some countries have wiretapping legislation — others don’t. We need to have wiretapping legislation for all the countries of the region. This is an important tool in the arsenal in the fight against crime now,” Jagdeo said. Asked which countries engage in wiretapping in the region, Jagdeo would not go into specifics, simply asserting that the practice is done in the region. [no! no! NO! speak for yourself Bhar.rat, it is done in Guyana]
“It happens and I know it happens…but of course it has to be done under controlled circumstances to respect people’s privacy but this is absolutely necessary,” he said.

Guyanese get yuh guns an yuh cutlass if you ain’t got dem in yuh hands a’ready

Guyana cuts back rice export to meet local demand

Government officials are meeting early next week to talk about limiting exports to ensure that enough rice is available for human consumption and animal feed, said Jagnarine Singh, general manager of Guyana’s rice development board.
“The first law of nature is self-preservation,” he said Saturday. “We have had requests to export everything we have.”